I like how the blond kid is taking this very seriously and is all solemn
And the other kid is trying v. hard not to laugh
I did it. I found the ultimate tumblr bookstore.
why was green eggs and ham banned??
THAT is a really good question
it was banned in china from 65-91 for its portrayal of early marxism
if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function
why aren’t they that distracting to lesbians
and at that point
why isn’t the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes
"Remember who you are. Remember our words"
red wedding: NOOOO
purple wedding: YOOOOO
Las generaciones de harry potter
I wonder if Hogwarts kids ever did presentations.
Harry and Ron would totally pair up every time and you know they would end their presentations with “so…yeah.”
trilogy? more like thrillogy
wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person
if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love
then spoil it
Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns
#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST
#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS