Royal and historical tidbits. Also lots of Desperate Housewives and other fandoms
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abbadoabbadont:

ofinsects:

7ns:

64memories:

uwaah:

yaoiguai:

boys meowing soulfully

praise our cat lord amen

playing this at my funeral

FUCK ME SOFTLY WITH A CHAINSAW

oh sweet jesus christ on a fucking cracker

I like how the blond kid is taking this very seriously and is all solemn
And the other kid is trying v. hard not to laugh

cumberbauched:

theangelsfellfromtrenzalore:

dramasbomin:

a-geek-without-braces:

I did it. I found the ultimate tumblr bookstore.

why was green eggs and ham banned??

THAT  is a really good question

it was banned in china from 65-91 for its portrayal of early marxism 

louderdecibelle:

koizumim:

really though

if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function

why aren’t they that distracting to lesbians

and at that point

why isn’t the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes

"Remember who you are. Remember our words"

hughsdancys:

red wedding: NOOOO

purple wedding: YOOOOO

uncrimentabu:

Las generaciones de harry potter

believeinprongs:

I wonder if Hogwarts kids ever did presentations.

Harry and Ron would totally pair up every time and you know they would end their presentations with “so…yeah.”

hakuna-peetata:

trilogy? more like thrillogy

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

fvming:

If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person

arrafrost:

indecentdrawer:

if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love

then spoil it

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timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

castielcampbell:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

I love that people literally just slowed the fuck down and said “we gon wait riiiight here”